Win local search
Rank top-3 in your neighborhood's "{cuisine} near me" searches. GBP + on-site SEO + schema + local links.
From Google Maps to Instagram, from review automation to QR menus — one team, one bill. We built it for our own 8 publications first. Now open to every restaurant and local brand.
Three monthly packages built around what actually moves the needle for restaurants. No 6-page proposals, no "discovery phase" — pick a tier, we start in 24 hours.
Rank top-3 in your neighborhood's "{cuisine} near me" searches. GBP + on-site SEO + schema + local links.
Weekly posts, photo updates, menu sync, review responses, competitor tracking. Profile health monitored 24/7.
QR card + SMS/email follow-up + AI response drafts + negative filter. Review volume grows 2-4×.
Custom domain + photos + multi-language + WhatsApp orders. Your orders instead of UberEats commission.
Professional photographer + videographer comes to your venue. 8 reels + 20 photos + 4 story sets per month.
Separate SEO landing pages for Valentine's, Restaurant Week, NYE, catering, private events.
Starter ($499/mo), Growth ($1,499/mo), Dominator ($3,499/mo). No setup, no contract, 30-day refund.
For restaurant owners who want to handle some of this themselves. Pay only when you need ongoing automation.
SEO Audit Mini
$99 · one-time
GBP + website quick score + 5-page action report. 48-hour delivery.
Get started →SEO Audit Detailed
$299 · one-time
25+ checks + 3 competitor comparison + 90-day roadmap + 15-min Loom walkthrough.
Get started →QR Menu Pro
$99/mo
Custom domain + unlimited products + WhatsApp orders + analytics. Replace UberEats.
Get started →Direct Ordering Premium
$249/mo
QR Pro + Stripe/PayTR commission-free + campaign engine + retargeting email.
Get started →Try the tools before you talk to us. SEO score, Google rank check, mobile test, content audit, local SEO, review analyzer, QR generator and more.
Browse all 11 tools →Notes from running 8 publications and building tools for them. Restaurant SEO, local marketing, the boring parts that move the needle.

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ElephantNY is a small NYC studio. We operate 5 NYC and 3 Aegean news publications. Rather than paying SEMrush thousands per month, we built our own infrastructure. Now the same stack is open to restaurants.
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Free audit of your restaurant's current SEO + GBP health + competitor scan. No sales pitch — we tell you if you need us, or if you don't.
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