OpenAI’s answer to $14 billion in projected losses? Hire two CMOs and hope nobody notices the rot. The hype machine finally hit a wall.
OpenAI’s decision to hire two CMOs isn’t visionary—it’s a desperate attempt to polish a business model with $14 billion in projected losses. No amount of branding can fix a cost structure this broken.
The Trade Desk just handed its CFO badge to Nate Olmstead after a year of executive exits. Investors want stability, not more musical chairs.
Today, the Moon in Capricorn squares off with Saturn and Mercury, prompting us to re-evaluate our methods of communication and responsibility.
In May 2026, Google wiped FAQ rich snippets off 97% of publisher sites. Yoast and Rank Math still push FAQ Schema like it’s 2023. Stop being their mark.
One actionable local-SEO move per month, plus new tool releases. From the team that runs ElephantNY.